War has been declared.

For ages now, our voices have been silent, but this is an injustice that will now end. Our sworn enemies, the horrible, green and slightly sweet minty ninjas, cursed be their name! Hailing from the grasslands of the tyrannical country of Neriakc these despicable evil-doers have long held us under their thumb. No longer! Our song shall echo across these oceans, swell among the mountains, flow through the ever present forests whose verdant heights make the mintyninjas quail in fear! Let our voices raise in great harmony, the oppression is over! No longer will we bow to faintly cut pieces of greenery! No longer will they crush us down, and reduce our spicy nature to nothingness! Rise up, brothers! Rise up, and thrown them down!

The of the jalapenopirate has come, at last. They will quail in terror, and take flight before our might.